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Name: Dani
Country: Canada
State: British Columbia
Birthday: 5/25/1988
Gender: Female


Interests: i like horseback riding, ice skating, talking to my friends, hanging out with my friends...i'm on the computer 24/7! Music i love music: mest metallica micheal Jackson bowling for soup ludacrise chingy good charlotte Roxette Billy Joel the distillers green day the counting crows billy ocean collective soul bryan adams NOFX Linkin Park New Found Glory theory of a dead man the offspring our lady peace matchbox 20 bif naked Missy Elliot billy talent nickleback ACDC GOB Disturbed bon jovi NO DOUBT black eyed peas 3 doors down Toby Keith Martina McBride 54-40 april wine Sum 41 Santana boy george tragically hip slayer,static-x fefe dobson christina aguilera hilary duff evanesence...and many othas fav movies: Jay and Silent Bob stirke back robin hood men in tights saving silverman not another teen movie blade 2 LXG Fav T.V Shows: WWE south park malcolm in the middle undergrads, 8 simple riles (R.I.P Jo
Expertise: giving advise
Occupation: Student
Industry: Other


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Member Since: 4/6/2004

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Tuesday, April 06, 2004

 once upon a time my cousin chad said that it was a hangnail
wen my dad sauced the frying pan and told his donkey to screw
a light bulb and the light bulb tolf a rat to screw a worm
while it was masterbating to a magazine while
screaming .."THE CHAD IS GREAT (x5)" ...chad went to the
washroom ..after his long hard fuck and was consipated in the
meanwhile the chad was stuck and took a hugh crap in the middle
of the bathroom on the floor screaming "I SCREAM U SCREAM WE
ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM" then he got up and sauced a cotton
ball singing " WHEN I PUT MY HAND UPON UR HIP..THEN I DIP, U DIP,WE DIP"
after that great crap..chad got out of the washroom and grabs my dad and starts
dancing and singing " SHE BANGS SHE BANGS ,,,OOHH BABY WEN SHE MOVES,
SHE MOVES "